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  • southpauz:

    True story.

    When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

    I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

    It set on fire. 

    The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

    The sprinkler system went off.

    Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

    Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 

    I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.

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    • north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
    • north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
    • north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE
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  • clelta:

    We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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  • gorilllas:

    @myself what the fuck are you doing

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  • qirlunderyou:

    littleredpartydress:

    iconic

    gaga literally pours water on her head and still manages to make headlines

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  • bewbies:

    in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

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  • suckmygenitals:

    lokimenow:

    emkaymlp:

    the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

    image

    why am i laughing so hard at this

    i’ve seen this so many times and i cry every time

    (Source: brokenthimble, via zackisontumblr)

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    • Me: procrastinating on tumblr
    • My parents: can you please-
    • Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
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  • roseyjehan:

    davidtennantspants:

    I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

    OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT

    (Source: sandandglass, via hotwhiteguy)

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  • foie:

    thecutestofthecute:

    My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

    I am tearing up

    (Source: reddit.com, via hotwhiteguy)

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  • farisbueller:

    felicefawn:

    The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.

    up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are

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  • daisyvalley:

    thefinalhidingplace:

    tyleroakley:

    DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

    Yes

    I love dogs so much oh my god

    (Source: lucas-com-k, via hotwhiteguy)

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