Just a band need who hates history, is obsessed with minecraft and wants to own a tiger and a St. Bernard one day.

  • yipdeceiver:

    ah yes. my great teenage years. corresponding with strangers about music on a website and never getting dressed. sweet memories

    (via zackisontumblr)

  • spicy-vagina-tacos:

    sugar-coatednightmare:

    Okay, I’ve seen this like 5 times and stared at it for about 10 minutes each time. Would someone please explain this, or is this one of those things where it’s just Tumblr being an asshole and having a “joke” that isn’t a joke that gets reblogged to fuck with people?

    Pretty 🐬🐬🐬 good, Spongebob!

    Kill him

    (via jmorr5572)

    September 23 – 128017 Notes
    #like seriously
    #it's spongebob
  • artemispotter:

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG

    (Source: fassbenders, via hotwhiteguy)

  • dollartreemakeup:

    This is literally my most favorite video on the internet

    (Source: shwagerr, via zackisontumblr)

  • minicanada:

    THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

    (via zackisontumblr)

  • breakingbag:

    my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’

    (via zackisontumblr)

  • rnessage:

    be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

    (via zackisontumblr)

  • hotelmario:

    bobshit:

    what are snails even trying to do

    their best

    (via tyleroakley)

  • bombing:

    one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

    (via zackisontumblr)

  • fall in love with someone who uses their turn signal

    September 22 – 2 Notes
    #true
    #love
    #driving
  • go-carts-and-guns:

    The world isn’t ready for this

    (via hotwhiteguy)