Just a band need who hates history, is obsessed with minecraft and wants to own a tiger and a St. Bernard one day.

  • sunshinychick:





    dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via onlylolgifs)

  • extrabigrnac:

    finding out someone attractive likes you


    (Source: extrabigrnac, via onlylolgifs)



    Tell me how cute I am and I’ll respond with I know!!

    (via zackisontumblr)

  • b0nes-and-suicide:

    *hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

    (via hotwhiteguy)

  • fagome:

    are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

    (Source: speedshare, via swiggityswaggyimcrabby)

  • caribeaux:



    how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

    how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

    how do you know?????

    You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

    Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

    (Source: megachikorita, via hotwhiteguy)

  • umplify:

    Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

    (Source: umplify, via hotwhiteguy)

  • askmoonmoon:


    pep pep

    smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

    (Source: cute-overload, via zackisontumblr)

  • scott-pilgrimage:


    i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

    i think it’s a fucking miracle 

    (via peaceful-moon)

  • nickfuckface:

    parents: “u should be more active”
    me: image

    (Source: nickfuckface, via annahaydenreeves)

  • indiandaughter:

    ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

    (via peaceful-moon)

  • euo:

    my sexuality??? really crisp and juicy grapes

    (via hotwhiteguy)