Just a band need who hates history, is obsessed with minecraft and wants to own a tiger and a St. Bernard one day.

  • rapewhistled:

    why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

    (via hotwhiteguy)

  • surprisebitch:

    seriously this post gets me every fucking time

    (Source: trappunzelll, via toocoolforyoujkimnot)

  • dggystyle:

    It is you. It is fucking you. I cannot describe it anymore, it is you. You are the only one that I will ever want. I belong with you. You are my home. I look at you, and somehow I can see 50 years from now on the front porch of some old house in the middle of nowhere and we’re together. I need you. You are the only thing that matters. You are my good.

    (Source: amoribus, via hotwhiteguy)

  • (via bluesoil)

    (Source: catlanta23, via hotwhiteguy)

  • "

    I want to kiss her.

    Not because I want to feel the softness of her fair lips or the warmth of her breath as she exhales against me.

    I want to kiss her because I can’t think of any other way to fully express the beauty that she is. I want her to know that I see her as perfect. That she is perfect.

    "
  • Conversation I heard in the club.

    • Shy Guy: Hey there..
    • Random Guy: Hey what's up?
    • Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
    • Random Guy: Thanks dude!
    • Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
    • Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
    • Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
    • Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
    • Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
    • Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
  • waitinforthebus:

    ollivander:

    THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
    DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

    the gang runs for office 

    (via zackisontumblr)

  • allhailthepumpkinqueen:

    The fucking sound he makes kills me every time

    (via hotwhiteguy)

  • x-spoopydragonfly-x:

    daughterofprometheus:

    deducecanoe:

    ruthpower:

    Bill Nye is my favorite

    Dawkins needs to get over himself

    Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

    Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

    He doesn’t represent me, he’s a douche, go bill.

    (Source: scienceing, via electricbluemoon)

  • pardonmewhileipanic:

    thestasher:

    That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

    this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

    (Source: thehighwayphantom, via hotwhiteguy)

  • porrimscondomstash:

    When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

    image

    (Source: porrimsspookycondomstash, via hotwhiteguy)

  • wrrench:

    YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
    YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

    image

    OH YEAH

    (via hotwhiteguy)

  • mymomcantfindthisblog:

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

    I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

    image

    aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

    image

    Where did your sister acquire this.

    (via hotwhiteguy)

  • jaydendaryls:

    gloomyteens:

    volanus:

    Talking to straight boys part 2

    u done yet

    u done yet

    (via hotwhiteguy)