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Piccolos, tigers, and minecraft.
  • lastofthetimeladies:

    mihlayn:

    are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would be are cafeterias a myth

    …do you…do you
    not have cafeterias elsewhere?

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  • semicastrated:

    the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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    (Source: pissent, via pizza)

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  • mondoodoo:

    so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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    then i came across this gem

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    and this last one was pure gold

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    god bless you off bug spray

    (Source: missedea, via hotwhiteguy)

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  • deluminator:

    ufck

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  • katarakarate:

    definitelynotsatan:

    seerofsarcasm:

    oliviatheelf:

    The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

    I’m going to let that sink in.

    Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

    Fuck your pretentious shit.

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    "whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

    (via hotwhiteguy)

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  • buckbarrow:

    buckbarrow:

    buckbarrow:

    i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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    STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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    still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

    (via pizza)

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  • homorecker:

    My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

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  • com-pulsion:

    I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.

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  • i-am-matticus:

    havea-nicedaze:

    c0urtneys:

    b0mbb:

    wall-flawer:

    rip-aaliyah:

    man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. 

    Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!!

    Oh my gosh this is amazing

    wow

    No one realizes that this is what the sky is supposed to look like but we fucked it up congrats earth

    That looks like heaven

    (Source: fieldguidetobirds, via electricbluemoon)

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  • queen-juvia:

    this is my favorite thing of the day

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via electricbluemoon)

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  • satanicmingledotcum:

    thewalkingdelrey:

    i will always find a way out

    ohmygod

    (via hotwhiteguy)

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  • pussyclestroyer:

    sexting like

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  • theauthoryperson:

    egberts:

    i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

    and here you are

    (via pizza)

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  • high-school-fling:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    freezerburnt-capsicle:

    dontbeanassbutt:

    boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

    jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

    penis

    thanks for your contribution

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